WARNING: I drop the F-Bomb in some of my writing. I believe in free speech, if this will offend you, please move along.
Dain Brammage
Art, Poetry and Spoken Word
Art feeds the soul, not only for the artist, but for the patron as well. Please browse around and see what has been on my menu. Comments are always appreciated. ~Love, db
New Outlook
I would rather create
An understanding than
Destroy a friendship
Tags: Growth, Haiku, Human Condition, Poetry, Social Commentary
Mother Natures Muse

Rust
Peeling paint
Weathered wood
And moss,
Oh how I love a mossed rock or old rusted horseshoe
I have always loved decay
It is nature’s art left there for folks like me
Many say they bring to mind
The things that time’s forgotten
But I see it the other way
The opposite
For every visit to a favorite piece
Brings a new work of art
Mother Nature does not forget
The things that we have discarded
She incorporates them into her muse
And works on them constantly
We should look at ourselves the same way
Every wrinkle that appears on our face
Is another brushstroke on
The canvas of our soul
– The image above is titled Decaying Classics I by LogicalX. His work can be seen in his gallery at deviant art.
Tags: Channeled, Growth, Nature, Social Commentary
Fat Men Don’t Fly
I saw two of the fattest Red-Breasted Robins
outside of my Doctors office the other day
They did not seem to have any problems getting around…
YET!
I wanted to warn them about the dangers of obesity
of the health risks involved
The added stress on their backward turned knees
The silence of high blood pressure
And the increased heart rate
which I would think would be especially dangerous
for birds whose heart rate is already off the charts
About cholesterol clogging their tiny veins
it would probably only take a month
to put them into a life-threatening cardiac event,
if they could just keep their distance
from that slim cat over there
I felt compelled to yell at them…
You should be eating like birds
Lay off the Nightcrawers
Start eating Red Worms instead
Take a tip from a man of great weight
It’s getting hard to stand up from a chair
and the stairs are leaving me breathless
NOT in a good way
So now take to wing while you still can
my chubby feathered friends
but remember
Fat men don’t fly.
The Battle Cry of the Obese Warrior
FOOOOOD!
The Obese Warrior cries
As he rushes the office party buffet.
Grabbing not one, but two plates.
The warrior focuses,
His eyes squint and his nostrils flare
As he surveys his battlefield.
His pulse quickens as he is readied
By the smell of meat, bread and sugar,
And oh, don’t forget the gravy.
The Obese Warriors weapon of choice,
Serving spoons.
He wields them deftly
Often two at time as the warrior
Piles his foe a mile high on his plates.
Chicken wings and cocktail wieners,
Hush puppies, and little cubes of cheese.
He skips the tossed salad,
But lingers over the Swedish meatballs,
Popping a few in his mouth for instant gratification.
And the more expensive the dish, the more that he takes.
Jumbo Shrimp, Smoked Salmon, Prime Rib
And mmmmm-mmm the Caviar and Truffles.
This warrior will single handedly lay waste
To the money that the caterers were hoping to make.
And the caterers quake in their shoes
Upon the site of him,
Knowing that hot entries and cold side dishes
Will need to be replaced
Sooner that they had thought,
Sooner than they were ready to.
The Obese Warrior also carries
His own ivory handled flatware
Concealed in a custom,
Polished leather shoulder holster.
This flatware has been hand forged
In the late 600th and early 700th century.
The steal being folded twenty times
By an offshoot the great samurai sword smithies.
If you watch him carefully you will see that
The obese warrior rarely steps
To far away from the buffet
Only to go the open bar
For some expensive Chardonnay.
And when the desert cart
Starts making the rounds
He circles like Indians
Crying his battle sounds
Food Food Food
Moooooore Fooooood
Food Food Food
Moooooore Fooooood
Moore FOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Tags: Autobiographic, Humorous, Slam Poetry, Social Commentary, Spoken Word
Practice Makes Perfect
Standing outside having a cigarette
An old habit being revisited
I watch a little girl
Waiting for her father
To stop talking to a friend
She entertains herself in the window
Of the store they are loitering by
Obviously pleased with herself
She strikes several different poses
Practicing her I am all that attitude
When dad finishing talking
She walks by, swinging her hips
And making I’m too cool for you faces
Although I was entertained
I was disturbed at the same time
The little girl looked serious
As though she was practicing for the future
She is making sure
She will be a force to be reckoned with
It dawns on me that for the first time
I have seen someone practicing to be a bitch
I am already feeling sorry
For whomever she hooks up with
Gods Gift
The man,
Older,
Overweight,
Looks at the girl,
Early twenties,
Slim,
Hunger in his eyes.
He thinks,
Wish I knew then
What I know now,
She wants me.
The girl,
Polite,
Enjoys his sense of humor,
His company,
On many levels.
But sees him as a father figure,
Uncomfortable with his wanton gazes.
The man,
Thinks he is so smooth,
All that and much more.
Falling,
In love
Though he is married.
The girl,
Gives him a peck on the cheek.
The man,
Thinks he has finally broken through,
Well on his way
To heaven in her arms,
Dare he think,
In her bed?
The girl,
Is saying goodbye.
Tags: Channeled, Social Commentary, Spoken Word
Judging Poetry
So, you say you don’t like poetry slams,
You say, you can’t judge poetry!
It’s just wrong!
But how many of your poems
Have you submitted to poetry contests?
Hoping to win, praying for approval,
Dreaming about adding it to your bio.
Well how do you think they come up with a winner?
Pull a poems title out of a hat?
Throw them down the stairs
And the winner is the one that lands farthest away?
Count the number of words in a poem
And the one closest to 500 wins?
No, they Judge Them!
So, don’t you tell me you can’t judge poetry!
You Know, I’ve seen you at the open mics,
I have watched you wince in pain
And be over come with sorrow.
I have seen you laughing your ass off
And I have offended you, or at least tried too.
Poetry pulls on your heartstrings
But what must you do to have your heartstrings pulled?
Listen? Yes you certainly must listen.
Comprehend? Yes that is vital too.
But there is one thing I am looking for,
You know what it is, just say it.
Did
You
Say
Pass Judgment?
That’s IT!
You must pass judgment
Or Judge the poem you are listening to.
So, don’t you tell me you can’t judge poetry!
Do you spend a lot of time on a computer?
I thought so, you are on message boards right?
U-huh, poetry message boards, I knew it.
You post your poetry
And eagerly wait for someone to reply,
Maybe you reply to a few while too.
So what do you think is happening there?
Typing? Yeah that’s right smart-ass.
Reading? Now you are just being literal.
Okay, I can tell you won’t say it this time…
Passing Judgment is the answer I was looking for.
You wait and wait for someone to
Pass judgment on your poetry,
And in return you pass judgment on theirs.
So, don’t you tell me you can’t judge poetry!
Judging poetry is all we do,
I am better than that!
That is so cliché!
Whoa, slow down
I can’t understand one damn thing
That you are saying.
And yes when we say
WOW that was HOT!
Or I loved that poem,
We are judging then too.
So, don’t you tell me you can’t judge poetry!
I think by now you should be able to see
The irony in a poetry slam.
They just cut right to the chase,
Get five people who may or may not
Write poetry, and ask them to assign a score
From zero to ten with one decimal point
To each poem performed.
It is purely subjective,
But every single time you judge poetry
You are being subjective too.
It’s is just that when you do it,
You’re right, aren’t you?
So, don’t you tell me you can’t judge poetry!
Tags: Adult Language, Autobiographic, Slam Poetry, Social Commentary, Spoken Word
Strapped for Cash
Strapped for cash
That’s reality
Seems no matter how much you make
Strapped for cash is how it’s gonna be
Bills will come and go
Mostly come though
Always one ready to take over
When it’s time for one to go
You can skimp and save all you want to
But that savings will be wiped out
When your car breaks down
Your kid needs braces
The washing machine gives up the ghost
It is inevitable
Just try to be a two-income family
With little ones in day care
The tuition will cost more than your mortgage
And that surely doesn’t seem fare
Especially when you know what the teachers are paid
Caring for children is a true calling
Because their wages are just above poverty
And the adjustment for inflation keeps falling
You are forced into bed with Visa and Masta Card
Making the minimum payment each month no less
And when you get between a rock and a hard place
You just apply for another card making an even bigger mess
How’s that said? Borrowing from Peter to pay Paul
Adding one more bill each month increasing your stress
And keeping up with the Jones…
Best not even try
The Jones are always either rich as hell
Or incredibly fucking stupid with their money
Tags: F-Bomb, Social Commentary, Spoken Word
Vagrancy, in a First Person Narrative
The ticket is for Vagrancy
I get busted for it about
Two or three times a month
But that’s ok,
I get a good-nights sleep
And a couple of hearty meals
Occasionally
They even wash my cloths
On the outside
I collect bottles and cans
It takes about a thousand
Just to make fifty bucks
But fifty bucks will keep me
Afloat for a few days
You have to watch your territory too
Make sure no one is moving in on you
That’s why I carry this broken bat
If I catch someone scavenging
In my neighborhood
I bust ‘em up pretty good
And the cops don’t care about that
Unless you kill someone
Because that means they have to
Do a lot of paperwork
And actually work for their pay
Instead of just giving people shit
Because that’s what they do
Just constantly give me shit
Except when they bust me for vagrancy
They’re all right on those nights
Yeah, warm dry bed, real food
I wish they could bust me
For vagrancy every night
Tags: Adult Language, Channeled, Social Commentary, Spoken Word
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and yet
I am trying not to think about
The way the World now is
I do not want to give it
Any of my energy
Even with all of the hope
Our new President does bring
Singing of the possibility of
Rebuilding humanity
Yet in the face of this
I have not heard him utter
The solitary idea I think
Could make this a reality
For the human race
To truly love mankind
He must repeal the right of personhood
Bestowed upon corporate entities
Tags: Autobiographic, Poetry, Political, Social Commentary